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Thursday, 13th of August 2020, 12:30:01 UTC
17:29:01
gingerale
shinmera: Oh you got the DLC
17:34:31
gingerale
shinmera: I want to live up north there
17:35:48
gingerale
shinmera: What's that taiga in the a desert?
17:36:07
gingerale
shinmera: In the Braga desert
17:36:56
gingerale
shinmera: How about a lakeside colony?
17:37:26
gingerale
shinmera: One of the edges of the map will be water completely
17:39:40
pincers
sorry for keeping you away from the game with my nitpicking
17:40:21
gingerale
shinmera: You could set the dash to only happen from the air. It'd allow sharing the key with jump.
17:41:57
gingerale
shinmera: Let's make a proper tourist trap beach for all the visitrs
17:42:43
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] I don't think players will ignore it if you show it to them at the start of the game. That is what tutorials are for.
17:44:02
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] that the player was an idiot
17:45:13
pincers
They won't read text in a text-based game?
17:45:48
pincers
Or text-heavy game, rather
17:47:37
pincers
So if jump is usually tied to space, how are they going to learn what button crouches?
17:47:57
mintorium
i want the down arrow to be the crouch key
17:48:17
mintorium
oh cool... stream lag
17:48:19
pincers
How do they learn it if you say they disregard your instructions?
17:49:27
gingerale
When Crouch is on something like C it's usually a toggle rather than hold.
17:49:49
pincers
I still don't think most players are this impatient
17:50:09
pincers
And you cannot make it completely idiot-proof
17:50:28
mintorium
i wasn't planning on my kid wanting to play it immediately when i opened the file. i was just testing to see if it worked on my machine since it didn't work on the other
17:51:02
mintorium
then he switched n let me get it while he read the irc convo
17:51:07
gingerale
One option for making dashing easier would be having mouse to aim it. Then you can forget about directional controls for it.
17:51:53
gingerale
I didn't mean dash button, just the direction. You can still keep it on Shift. It's just less awkward because you won't need WASD at the same time.
17:52:42
mintorium
bug says demo is "4 stars"
17:53:36
mintorium
this lag is murdering me
17:54:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] beautiful
17:57:23
gingerale
shinmera: Hypnocult Leader
17:58:20
pincers
Anyway, if you think this is best for the game, so be it. It is probably still too early for things to be set in stone.
18:06:01
gingerale
shinmera: Its gonna be great
18:06:12
gingerale
shinmera: :its gonna be great:
18:06:38
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :it begins:
18:12:59
gingerale
shinmera: You must reveal all the secrets of the cosmos
18:13:47
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] gordon has to cook
18:15:04
gingerale
shinmera: It could work
18:16:50
gingerale
shinmera: At least there's a bunch of components on this bit of mountain
18:17:20
gingerale
shinmera: THe northern source is pretty big
18:17:48
gingerale
shinmera: And then there's some on the small rock to east. And a bunch of spaceship parts.
18:25:18
mintorium
i wish this weren't laggy
18:25:59
gingerale
It didn't work the last I tried.
18:29:39
gingerale
Yup, it worked fine this time. I was using an XBone controller
18:30:01
pincers
So my generic controllers don't work
18:31:01
pincers
Having it connected and restarting, and disconnecting and reconnecting while it runs
18:32:58
pincers
Hope you will figure it out
18:33:50
gingerale
shinmera: She's had to survive on her own for a while. Tame her.
18:34:09
gingerale
shinmera: Unfortunate.
18:36:01
gingerale
shinmera: The number rises fast.
18:36:13
gingerale
shinmera: I would need a gamepad that doesn't work.
18:36:49
gingerale
shinmera: But how can I confirm that something's different if it works from the start?
18:39:00
markamatu
What are ya'll talking about? Lisp'n'stuff?
18:39:03
gingerale
shinmera: Oh you're talking about gamepad detection, not input going through.
18:39:28
gingerale
shinmera: That clears up a lot of confusion I've had this whole time.
18:47:15
markamatu
"It's a straight shot." When is it not?
18:47:59
gingerale
shinmera: Yes. I've seen it partly
18:49:00
gingerale
shinmera: The story is that the protagonist is secretly the son of the world's greatest sniper who can hit things from kilometers away. So they figure he should be able to learn to schüt around walls and stuff with ease.
18:49:38
gingerale
shinmera: I mean exactly what I said.
18:49:40
markamatu
He has to shoot around Angelina Jolie? That movie?
18:49:48
gingerale
shinmera: Yes, parkas are good for cold
18:49:58
gingerale
markamatu: I don't remember who the actors were.
18:50:11
pincers
What movie? I wasn't listening
18:50:44
markamatu
pincers: 'Kung Fu Panda 3'
18:53:35
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] possibly
18:53:38
gingerale
shinmera: Ruined by temperature.
18:54:07
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :delicious:
18:54:31
pincers
Thought we had the Ramsey clip
18:55:02
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] we have :mosaic of semen:
18:57:15
markamatu
pincers: Paint me a word picture.
18:57:25
markamatu
pincers: On second thought, don't.
18:57:25
gingerale
shinmera: Please include proper sewage management this time
18:57:29
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] next to the bedroom
18:57:51
gingerale
shinmera: On the other side of the mountain
18:58:17
markamatu
shinmera: Why next to the piss room of course.
18:58:37
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :piss:
18:58:42
markamatu
shinmera: Where's the piss room?
19:01:36
gingerale
shinmera: Pretty hot.
19:04:06
markamatu
shinmera: Yo cousin vinny.
19:04:37
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :spaghetti:
19:04:58
gingerale
shinmera: Should've given him a duck at the start.
19:05:25
markamatu
shinmera: [fr] Pista. Pazza.
19:05:53
pincers
that's how french sounds, yes
19:06:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :it's raw:
19:06:12
markamatu
shinmea: [fr] Bonjour, fellow humans.
19:06:55
markamatu
What the fuck is French then?
19:07:20
pincers
shinmera: [french] i love escargot and toad legs. mmmm
19:07:46
markamatu
shinmera: [fr_fr] Me too.
19:08:31
pincers
shinmera: [french] hello sexy monsieur, want to touch my boobie?
19:09:25
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] french really makes everything sound high class
19:09:44
markamatu
shinmera: [fr_be] European Union and stuff. I dunno what the Belgian do.
19:10:19
gingerale
shinmera: Toxic fallout is great
19:10:56
gingerale
shinmera: Just trying to jinx it to happen
19:11:32
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it will become a toxic community
19:11:57
markamatu
shinmera: It just occurred to me I used French before when I really should have used Italian? French people eat pizza, right?
19:12:02
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :fuck you:
19:12:32
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :spicy meatball:
19:12:56
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] should've used :fuck you luigi:
19:13:00
markamatu
shinmera: I'm not racist, that's why.
19:13:15
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] we don't have that, oh
19:13:19
markamatu
shinmera: Or I am? I'm confused now.
19:14:13
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i hope we won't be banned for our atrocious jokes
19:14:43
gingerale
shinmera: [italian] Caribou.
19:14:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :haha:
19:15:55
markamatu
shinmera: No way I won't abouse :haha: now that I know about it.
19:16:15
markamatu
shinmera: :haha: Just you wait. :haha:
19:16:45
pincers
shinmera: [spanish] :haha: Ronaldhino soccer
19:17:16
pincers
I love the Ronaldhino soccer laugh
19:17:24
pincers
Should add it as a clip
19:18:12
markamatu
shinmera: :haha: Hi, doggy. :haha:
19:18:34
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :shut up:
19:21:13
gingerale
shinmera: I wonder if the meditation spot should be near the magic tree.
19:21:27
markamatu
shinmera: Is there a limit on this thing? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
19:22:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :now we know:
19:22:23
markamatu
shinmera: Apparently not.
19:22:35
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i vote to ban markamatu
19:23:07
markamatu
shinmera: It's easier to ask for forgiveness.
19:23:14
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] remember when colleen freaked out during the prince of persia stream? that was good
19:23:40
markamatu
shinmera: I'm sorry guys :p.
19:24:06
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it kept repeating the same line because of something we said
19:24:19
markamatu
shinmera: I regret nothing though.
19:24:34
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] well, you had to be there
19:24:39
markamatu
shinmera: For science and all that.
19:26:09
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] good buffalo
19:29:53
markamatu
shinmera: Oh no, not Muffalo number 1.
19:30:27
gingerale
shinmera: The poop room has been entered.
19:30:59
markamatu
shinmera: The meconium, if you will.
19:31:05
gingerale
shinmera: Christening?
19:31:12
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] baptism
19:31:28
markamatu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meconium
19:31:28
Colleen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecon... Website (HTML), Title: Meconium - Wikipedia
19:31:28
Colleen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecon... Website (HTML), Title: Meconium - Wikipedia
19:32:09
pincers
I didn't need to know about that
19:32:33
markamatu
shinmera: What can I say? I'm an intellectual.
19:33:32
markamatu
shinmera: It's articles like these you really wish Wikipedia didn't have pictures.
19:34:08
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] lemme pull up the fellatio article
19:34:48
markamatu
TTS that sucker, will you?
19:35:04
markamatu
I'm sure everybody will appreciate that.
19:35:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] shin is so hardcore he went through the entire offended page every night before going to sleep
19:37:16
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i will post the cbt copypasta then, with your permission
19:37:53
pincers
shinmera: Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks
19:38:04
markamatu
Oh look at you, Mr. Permission all proper 'n stuff.
19:38:32
markamatu
shinmera: Now in French!
19:38:41
gingerale
I'm tempted to use the shut up command.
19:39:40
markamatu
shinmera: I've learned a lot and aged quite a bit.
19:40:01
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] midget water
19:40:10
markamatu
shinmera: TTS PSD, is that a thing?
19:41:09
gingerale
shinmera: Lived up to 30 in the wilderness
19:41:40
markamatu
shinmera: Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world.
19:41:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :rotten way to die:
19:42:39
markamatu
shinmera: Let's talk about death now. Might as well.
19:44:20
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] yes, let's talk about death. death stranding, that is
19:44:59
gingerale
shinmera: I found a crossover fanfic between Witcher and Mass Effect.
19:45:29
gingerale
shinmera: It doesn't seem too serious but it's not funny bad.
19:45:30
markamatu
That's not how you spell "made", gingerale.
19:46:22
pincers
Do Shepard and Geralt fall in love?
19:47:00
markamatu
I'm team Shepard all the way. Yen and Triss ain't got shit.
19:50:12
markamatu
shinmera: I'm oldschool. Team Essi.
19:50:46
markamatu
shinmera: The books, man, the books.
19:51:10
markamatu
shinmera: They're really good though.
19:51:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] books? I thought Witcher 3 was the only Witcher game ever made
19:52:40
markamatu
It's just that Shinmera's Mr. Grumpy Pants.
19:52:44
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] name a goat in honor of her
19:53:33
markamatu
shinmera: Those birs are awful quite today! Almost too quiet...
19:58:59
markamatu
shinmera: Goats now how to use the boop room?
19:59:06
markamatu
shinmera: Game of the year.
19:59:29
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] no upsetti
20:01:38
gingerale
shinmera: Thank you for the stream. That was a very good start.
20:01:45
gingerale
shinmera: Rough beginnings are great
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