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Sunday, 21st of October 2018, 12:28:49 UTC
17:58:29
shinmera
gingerale: can you ping pincers on irc again
18:01:14
gingerale
shinmera: Good evening, Treehouse: Mirror's Edge edition
18:01:32
gingerale
shinmera: Pincers says the stream site is broken
18:05:18
gingerale
shinmera: The stream site really IS broken
18:05:34
gingerale
shinmera: If I try to load it again I can't get in
18:06:16
gingerale
shinmera: Everything is explode
18:08:08
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] are we playing cyberpunk 2099
18:08:45
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] they are diligent
18:08:49
gingerale
shinmera: You must gun
18:09:15
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] this can't be mirror's edge, it's not white and red
18:10:23
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] my name is sephiroth
18:11:01
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] your brain is filled with adware
18:11:41
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] your jeans are augmented
18:12:09
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i completely forgot everything about the first game
18:12:34
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] yeah dude, scroll wheel
18:12:35
gingerale
shinmera: Middle mouse button sounds terrible
18:13:44
gingerale
shinmera: It makes you shift
18:13:54
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you never shifted in your life? pathetic
18:15:02
gingerale
shinmera: Time to get shredding, yeah
18:15:34
gingerale
shinmera: Glass is dangerous
18:16:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] reality: calibrated
18:17:01
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] we're in
18:17:16
gingerale
shinmera: Remember, this game is all about :schüt:
18:17:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :itbegins:
18:18:58
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] this is tutorial, you don't have a choice yet
18:19:01
gingerale
shinmera: The fence is bigger than it looks
18:19:28
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] stop resisting
18:20:31
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i hear about video games
18:20:32
gingerale
shinmera: We have avoided falling
18:22:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] try jump
18:22:11
gingerale
shinmera: It tells you to press left and heavy attack
18:22:54
gingerale
shinmera: This is going to be great
18:24:08
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :lotta damage:
18:25:04
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] sounds like a food for nerds
18:26:18
gingerale
shinmera: Celery or celeriac?
18:26:34
gingerale
shinmera: So the green leafy things
18:26:44
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] some accidents are happening
18:27:04
gingerale
shinmera: Celery is stalks, celeriac is the root
18:27:49
gingerale
shinmera: Should've dodged
18:28:04
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] john helmet, hunter marine
18:28:49
gingerale
shinmera: I don't have any of those things
18:29:37
gingerale
shinmera: I always mix carrot in my mashed potatoes too
18:30:18
gingerale
shinmera: I will keep on doing it because it is great
18:30:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] put some pineapple on potatoes
18:31:00
gingerale
shinmera: You are way too picky for your own good
18:31:28
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you got the parkour points
18:31:31
gingerale
shinmera: You're at the mother base
18:32:29
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] soon. i'm not in the mood to do it for long when my mouth hurts
18:33:04
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] birdman sounds like a cool guy
18:33:11
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] hope he is a bird
18:33:30
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :maercs:
18:33:44
gingerale
shinmera: Here we go. The proper game is starting. You can finally :move your body freely:
18:34:18
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] shiny tiles
18:34:40
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] upgrade your bones to punch harder
18:35:19
gingerale
shinmera: Stop pressing the wrong buttons
18:36:20
gingerale
shinmera: She only eats :spaghetti:
18:37:44
pincers
the upgrading reminded me of one dumb comic i read and this panel
18:38:26
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] catch the pigeons
18:38:40
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] black hobo
18:39:08
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] future hobos will be on roofs
18:39:19
gingerale
shinmera: Very good birds
18:39:59
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] let's fall
18:40:03
gingerale
shinmera: Lets go for that PB
18:40:43
gingerale
shinmera: Three stars. I knew you could do it
18:41:09
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it's called reality
18:42:18
gingerale
shinmera: Now, for realsies, :itbegins:
18:43:06
gingerale
shinmera: Got to love those time limits
18:43:28
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it explodes if you don't go fast enough
18:43:59
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] told ya
18:44:20
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you broke it
18:44:21
gingerale
shinmera: You blew it
18:44:44
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it's fragile, idiot
18:45:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i'm sure faith appreciates the lady telling her life story over the comms
18:46:08
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] try going slow
18:46:31
gingerale
shinmera: It releases and reloads all the assets for the entire city, obviously
18:46:59
gingerale
shinmera: This is in canon with Sonic
18:47:25
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] of course you won't be paid
18:49:34
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] should try wall run onto the pipe next time
18:50:27
gingerale
shinmera: She is your penalty for failing
18:50:55
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] the lady's voice sounds more stuck-up over time
18:52:44
gingerale
shinmera: This is probably a babby mission
18:53:14
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] come on you donky
18:53:20
gingerale
shinmera: There's got to be a better route
18:53:49
gingerale
shinmera: Well you found a better way at the end there
18:53:51
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] nice timer mechanics
18:55:13
gingerale
shinmera: Real human beings have tight schedules so it's like real life
18:55:47
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] faith handed it over to him too slowly, game over
18:57:01
gingerale
shinmera: Maybe Alt just triggers the route to show up again
18:58:43
gingerale
shinmera: Wiki says there are three modes. Full vision that gives the route, normal that gives only highlights, and completely off.
19:04:32
gingerale
shinmera: Squeeze his hog
19:05:29
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] let's visit the clinic to buy some praxis
19:06:13
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] use the combat shift
19:06:24
gingerale
shinmera: Follow the instructions
19:06:42
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] this is just like that section in first game
19:07:05
gingerale
shinmera: Duke Nukem 3D had the best kicking. You had one button that always kicked with he left leg no matter the weapon. And you could also equip kick as a melee weapon to kick with the right leg. And you could also use these two attacks at the same time and move around.
19:08:15
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] dystopian guards are nice and polite
19:08:51
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] what are all these fools doing on roofs
19:09:53
gingerale
shinmera: I like that there's that circle showing where the punchables are
19:10:28
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] don't you hate it when you forget your way home and end up on rooftops and then guards harass you
19:11:31
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] unfortunately this game doesn't have blast processing so it won't get a perfect score from me
19:12:21
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] forced tutorials are great
19:12:55
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] employ the one-hit kill technique
19:13:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you did the thing
19:15:26
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] that lady sounds like a robot, she can't fool me
19:15:51
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] first try
19:16:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] our next employer is microsoft sam
19:17:00
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] gotta collect all the matrix glitches
19:17:40
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] having fun being silly
19:18:06
gingerale
shinmera: Falling is bad
19:18:21
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] collect the thing
19:18:28
gingerale
shinmera: Her eyes are augmented
19:19:17
gingerale
shinmera: Is it really going to be a playthrough. As in play it through.
19:20:02
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] real men play checkers
19:20:23
gingerale
shinmera: The old guy is winning because the kid is a complete newbie
19:20:55
gingerale
shinmera: Though it seemed more like he was giving the kid a puzzle rather than an actual game.
19:21:06
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] oh no
19:21:47
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :knowledge:
19:22:07
gingerale
shinmera: Use :stealth:
19:22:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] anyway how's your sex life
19:22:44
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :haha:
19:23:23
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] use shoot gun
19:23:27
gingerale
shinmera: Look at this cool ninja
19:23:58
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] *teleports in front of you*
19:24:28
gingerale
shinmera: This is a sneaky mission
19:24:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] thank you for educating me
19:25:11
gingerale
shinmera: Well fallen
19:27:58
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] faith has stronk muscles
19:28:15
gingerale
shinmera: What a convenient and silent shaft
19:30:29
gingerale
shinmera: You have solved the puzzle
19:31:46
gingerale
shinmera: He sure hacked that door
19:32:26
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] those few metres really made that static kick in
19:32:45
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] look at that leg spread, what a macho man
19:32:49
gingerale
shinmera: John Splinter
19:33:42
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] nobody has peripheral vision
19:34:15
gingerale
shinmera: [german] gün
19:34:16
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] they have gun, you cannot survive
19:34:52
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] this is just like the first game sorta, can't believe they got away with this
19:36:37
gingerale
shinmera: Maybe you need to level up and learn the turn around skill
19:36:42
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] q button can only be used when it's your cue
19:37:05
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] thanks
19:37:31
gingerale
shinmera: This is very intese
19:38:27
gingerale
shinmera: Turning around is hard
19:40:34
gingerale
shinmera: Tattoos are the future
19:42:36
gingerale
shinmera: I too would like Deus Ex themed wallpaper
19:42:54
gingerale
shinmera: You are rather quiet all of the sudden. Please jiggle the hog.
19:46:53
gingerale
shinmera: You forcefully removed the fusion reactor
19:48:32
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] went get some food. how many falls did i miss
19:48:43
gingerale
shinmera: The slopes are lubricated
19:49:07
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] this technology is very dangerous and very combustible
19:49:49
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] havin some good :spaghetti:
19:51:07
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] frick yeah, you are one smol bean, faith
19:51:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] were doin this
19:52:19
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] time to upgrade the hog
19:52:58
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] she got the midichlorians
19:53:03
gingerale
shinmera: Get more health
19:53:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] the flacchlorians
19:53:29
gingerale
shinmera: One of the combat upgrades looked like health
19:53:49
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] what's the haps, daddy-o
19:53:58
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] the heroes suck at names
19:54:02
gingerale
shinmera: She sounds like a nerd
19:54:30
gingerale
shinmera: They only know each other's IRC names
19:54:35
pincers
thanks for jumping strem
19:54:44
gingerale
shinmera: Thanks for stream.
Monday, 22nd of October 2018, 0:28:49 UTC