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Wednesday, 12th of February 2020, 14:44:45 UTC
18:56:59
Kräutergarten
shinmera: When I tried to use a password it didn't work :(
18:57:14
Shinmera
yeah cause you need to reg your account at https://auth.tymoon.eu/register
18:57:15
Colleen
auth.tymoon.eu/register Website (XHTML), Title: Register
18:57:15
Colleen
auth.tymoon.eu/register Website (XHTML), Title: Register
18:57:26
Kräutergarten
you didn't tell me that bit smh
18:58:14
gingerale
Good evening to you too
18:58:16
gingerale
And you as well, Herb
18:59:02
Kräutergarten
aw won't you look at that everybody gets a good evening
18:59:18
pincers
No good evening to you, herb
19:00:28
Kräutergarten
damn pincers you grouchy motherfucker love you too x
19:01:10
Kräutergarten
shinmera: audio levels seem well calibrated here
19:01:27
Kräutergarten
shinmera: gingey he said to speak real quick that was normal tempo to me
19:02:00
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [french] there is no better life, only endless toil and misery
19:02:55
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [french] it's because oui french recognise that the only joy in life is its end, so we retire early to hasten our demise
19:03:39
pincers
shinmera: [french] cheeki breeki
19:04:18
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :bad miss:
19:04:23
Kräutergarten
shinmera: the formal english word for economist is 'money whisperers', also known as swiss
19:05:13
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] why are the dlc maps so unoriginal
19:05:14
Kräutergarten
shinmera: gingey could you please avenge my honour and destroy him
19:06:41
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [italian] forgetti spaghetti
19:08:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :yer done:
19:09:16
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you're too slow
19:11:51
Kräutergarten
shinmera: i like gingy's pyjamas
19:12:09
Kräutergarten
shinmera: what a lovely outfit to die in repeatedly
19:12:25
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] sick dodges
19:14:19
Kräutergarten
shinmera: why is shia labeouf always chilling in the corner
19:14:28
Kräutergarten
shinmera: chilling isn't the right word he's very active and unrelaxed
19:14:43
Kräutergarten
shinmera: actual cannibal shia labeouf
19:16:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] are you only using smash attacks or are these few the only moves you can use?
19:16:51
Kräutergarten
shinmera: he is talking to shin
19:17:56
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] ah, i just assumed the flashier moves are smash attacks
19:18:09
Kräutergarten
shinmera: I may occasionally use some of the random audio clips just because I want to know how they sound. Please ignore them.
19:18:29
Kräutergarten
shinmera: Yes I've seen the spreadsheet
19:18:34
Kräutergarten
shinmera: It's linked on the page
19:18:41
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :lots of nuts:
19:18:55
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :lotta damage:
19:21:02
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :game over yeah:
19:21:48
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :fuck you: :clowns:
19:23:05
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] nice moves
19:23:29
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i ain't no furry but fox is kinda cool 👀
19:24:15
Kräutergarten
shinmera: you don't have to be gay to recognise when a man is attractive. similarly, you don't have to be a furry to see when a fox is fuckable
19:24:41
pincers
Is that your professional opinion
19:25:09
Kräutergarten
yes I state that as a representative of my employer
19:25:48
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] shoulda shoot
19:26:10
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :schüt:
19:26:24
Kräutergarten
do i have do the fucking umlaut
19:26:28
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :shut up:
19:26:33
Kräutergarten
shinmera: testing without umlaut :schut:
19:26:54
pincers
copy paste it from your username
19:26:54
Kräutergarten
shinmera: what gave you the bright fucking idea to do an clip with an umlaut dude
19:27:24
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [german] fuck yü
19:27:26
pincers
shinmera: [german] Fück böööllß
19:27:46
Kräutergarten
i just had a german lesson and honestly that's what it all looks like to me pincers
19:28:36
pincers
shinmera: [french] fire
19:28:57
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :youre fired:
19:29:30
Kräutergarten
shinmera: gingey you are doing some excellent paint dodging and avoiding
19:29:53
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :mosaic of semen:
19:30:06
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :woomy:
19:30:44
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] are you two breakdancing
19:30:52
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :do it:
19:31:18
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :move your body freely:
19:31:59
Kräutergarten
shinmera: woo - and i CANNOT stress this enough - meeeee
19:32:17
pincers
shinmera: [german] wüümy
19:32:37
pincers
shinmera: [finnish] wüümi
19:33:01
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [finnish] fight to the death!
19:33:15
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] perfect
19:33:24
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] that's a kodak moment
19:34:15
Kräutergarten
shinmera: that was brutal
19:34:29
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :macabre:
19:35:21
Kräutergarten
shinmera: tell me more about your extensive experience with gay porn
19:35:24
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] gay porn has best writers
19:35:32
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :mmm:
19:36:10
Kräutergarten
shinmera: from now on if I don't know where one of these clips are from I'm going to assume it's gay porn
19:36:20
Kräutergarten
shinmera: really adds a fun spin to things. :mosaic of semen:
19:36:21
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] maybe it's just that particular actor that has great lines
19:37:23
Kräutergarten
shinmera: gordon ramsey videos are gay porn
19:37:37
Kräutergarten
shinmera: but only if you're into the rough stuff
19:38:18
Kräutergarten
shinmera: gordon ramsay is british
19:38:23
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] ramsay transcends nations
19:38:37
Kräutergarten
shinmera: no, ramsay DESTROYS nations
19:39:00
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it keeps happening
19:42:06
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it that just a normal shield or a separate move
19:44:04
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :amazing:
19:46:37
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] gotta kill fast and sword too slow
19:49:23
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you're fighting like skilled players now
19:49:40
Colleen
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19:52:19
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it's a scary world we live in
19:58:16
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] it's fire yo
20:00:20
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :yahoo:
20:00:39
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] buy a fine automobile
20:00:51
Kräutergarten
shinmera: hello again gingey i am back i was getting a snack and taking a call
20:01:12
Kräutergarten
shinmera: it is an orange
20:01:27
Kräutergarten
shinmera: or rather it is two oranges
20:01:46
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i've got two oranges in my pants if you know what i mean
20:01:58
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i should see a doctor
20:01:59
Kräutergarten
shinmera: tumours?
20:04:19
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] hope you don't break the buttons
20:04:36
Kräutergarten
shinmera: somehow as a result of this conversation I ended up reading about the etymology of oranges and it has solved many long standing mysteries
20:05:06
Kräutergarten
shinmera: one that confused me is why the arabic word for portugal and orange are the same
20:05:25
Kräutergarten
shinmera: it's because portuguese traders introduced oranges to lots of countries and they named them after the traders
20:05:45
Kräutergarten
shinmera: but when I searched for this before i searched for etymology in arabic and ended up nowhere
20:07:14
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] oh you mean 4chan-chan
20:07:53
pincers
shinmera: [french] time for engin ruine
20:08:15
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] terrible name
20:08:46
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :lamborghini:
20:09:30
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] three types of knowledge
20:10:47
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [french] time to play suprah mayroh!
20:11:11
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :spicy meatball:
20:11:46
Kräutergarten
shinmera: when you ask dumb questions you get dumb answers
20:12:13
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] vroom vroom
20:13:06
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :that ninja:
20:13:35
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] does getting hit by that help
20:14:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i would never figure that out
20:14:45
Kräutergarten
shinmera: i fucking love sour gummy worms
20:14:57
Kräutergarten
shinmera: bring them next time instead of your dumb herb crisps
20:15:02
Kräutergarten
shinmera: kidding i loved them
20:15:17
Kräutergarten
shinmera: yes a lot of people says eating too many gummy sweets gives them constipation
20:15:21
Kräutergarten
shinmera: I never had that problem though
20:15:40
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] eating too many gummy worms gives you obesity
20:16:39
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] wish i had that
20:16:50
Kräutergarten
wish you had what? ring fit?
20:17:08
pincers
so i could stop being lazy
20:17:12
Kräutergarten
shinmera: zoom zoom shin!
20:17:53
Kräutergarten
do you think ring fit would be particularly motivating lol
20:19:42
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] relaxing stage
20:21:37
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] here's your crown
20:23:31
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] nothing better than a race between friends
20:23:49
Kräutergarten
could have a race war between friends
20:24:07
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :what the hell are you doing:
20:24:39
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :you blew it:
20:25:05
Kräutergarten
shinmera: uhhh the spreadsheet said it's the sam
20:25:10
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :ya blew it:
20:25:26
Kräutergarten
shinmera: ok it's incorrectly labelled on the spreadsheet :fuck you:
20:26:10
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] this is trippy
20:26:23
Kräutergarten
shinmera: this is what it's like to drive in wales
20:26:44
Kräutergarten
shinmera: except there are more explosions and violence
20:26:49
pincers
are goombas on the roads in wales?
20:26:49
Kräutergarten
shinmera: isn't australia quite flat?
20:26:52
Kräutergarten
shinmera: oh right upside down
20:27:21
Kräutergarten
shinmera: i'm just chatting shit to distract you to give gingey an advantage
20:27:34
Kräutergarten
shinmera: it worked!!!
20:27:56
Kräutergarten
shinmera: yes but with his powerful magnificent finnish intellect he can better tune me out
20:30:22
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] is the music in f-zero like this? sounds rad
20:31:12
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i am not that big of a moron, shin
20:32:05
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] no rainbow road :what a shame:
20:34:43
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] are you a conductor
20:35:28
Kräutergarten
shinmera: given how little you hydrate I doubt your body is mostly water
20:35:47
Kräutergarten
shinmera: i feel like most people are 70% water and you're 70% existential bitterness
20:35:53
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] canader
20:36:28
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] don't put salt in the tea
20:36:53
Kräutergarten
shinmera: that sounds fucking gross
20:36:58
Kräutergarten
shinmera: get better tastebuds
20:38:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] drifto
20:39:32
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :your memes end here:
20:40:01
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] you need to get winter wheels
20:40:24
Kräutergarten
shinmera: aren't you swiss supposed to be good at this icy mountain nonsense
20:41:23
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :SPAGHETTI:
20:41:39
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :get a load of this:
20:41:49
Kräutergarten
shinmera: what's the one for I cant believe you've done this
20:42:06
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :aw fuck:
20:42:54
Kräutergarten
shinmera: fucking JURGEN
20:45:00
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [german] Ich heisse Jurgen und ich bin ein Dummkopf
20:45:02
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] they want to fuck you up
20:45:23
Kräutergarten
shinmera: please teach me your finest german and finnish insults lads
20:45:37
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :perkele:
20:45:50
Kräutergarten
shinmera: my incompetence from last night was contagious
20:47:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] good shielding
20:48:15
Kräutergarten
shinmera: fucking jan
20:48:29
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] imagine being overtaken by a jan
20:48:34
Kräutergarten
shinmera: I reckon Jan is short for Jangela Merkel (the J is silent).
20:48:49
Kräutergarten
shinmera: fucking angela merkel and her fucking doner kebabs
20:49:12
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] i keep getting german videos about merkel being hitler in my youtube recommendations
20:49:34
Kräutergarten
shinmera: real eyes realise real lies. watch them pincers. you will learn so much. the truth is seeking you out.
20:54:03
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] :oof:
20:56:10
pincers
shinmera: [italian] look at this pizza. it's a mess
20:56:12
Kräutergarten
shinmera: that was not at all what i expected
20:56:39
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] sounds like the history of my country
20:56:40
Kräutergarten
shinmera: hashtag just 1940s poland things
20:57:19
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] are we going to tell history through mario kart races
20:57:42
Kräutergarten
shinmera: where's the bit where the british ruin fucking everything
20:58:02
Kräutergarten
shinmera: you spoke the blue shell into existence
20:58:50
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] look at them dance
21:00:13
pincers
shinmera: [en_au] thanks for racing
21:00:32
Kräutergarten
shinmera: :thanks for playing:
21:00:45
Kräutergarten
shinmera: [german] genau
Thursday, 13th of February 2020, 2:44:45 UTC