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Saturday, 1st of April 2023, 17:19:07 UTC
18:02:11
shinmera
https://shinmera.com/birdcam
18:02:11
Colleen
shinmera.com/birdcam Website (HTML), Title: Birdcam
18:02:11
Colleen
shinmera.com/birdcam Website (HTML), Title: Birdcam
18:02:16
shinmera
It's updating once a second now
18:02:46
shinmera
should update every sec
18:03:13
minty
it just says "transferring data" and then "waiting for shinmera.com" over and over in the corner
18:03:32
minty
it's continually in buffer but no birb movement
18:04:12
minty
oh, now when i re-open or refresh i just get the same picture
18:04:52
isoraqathedh
I have one bird picture.
18:05:32
gingerale
It works for me as well
18:05:47
minty
exclusive euro-only birb content
18:06:08
shinmera
I think your net just sucks :(
18:06:16
isoraqathedh
It seems like the requests are going but it's not replying fast enough.
18:06:18
minty
well, mine does, absolutely
18:06:34
shinmera
might try to improve the situation for slow connections, right now it just primitively requests a new image every second.
18:06:45
gingerale
They take 300-500 ms to load for me so every one second might be a bit much
18:06:46
minty
yeah, mine was doing that too iso. it was trying to update n failing
18:06:46
isoraqathedh
I pressed F12 and looked at the requests and it takes like maybe 1.5 seconds to return an HTTP response and the image.
18:06:56
gingerale
You should at least check that the previous image has loaded.
18:07:09
isoraqathedh
Oh wait, that was the wrong number. 984 ms is the real number./
18:07:11
shinmera
gingerale: it's a bit tricky to do.
18:07:36
gingerale
Not really? Just set the timeout as a callback to the image onload.
18:07:39
isoraqathedh
Yeah there's a lot of timeouts and the ones that give HTTP 200 are just squeaking under the 1 s bar.
18:08:08
isoraqathedh
Can you make it like, 5 s?
18:08:22
shinmera
gingerale: there will be multiple cams.
18:08:45
shinmera
I'm not saying it can't be done, just.. anyway.
18:09:41
minty
we can have real-time birbcams
18:10:43
minty
with flashdance playing in the background
18:10:46
minty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miax0Jpe5mA
18:10:46
Colleen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mia... Website (HTML), Title: Flashdance • What a Feeling • Irene Cara - YouTube
18:10:46
Colleen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mia... Website (HTML), Title: Flashdance • What a Feeling • Irene Cara - YouTube
18:11:47
gingerale
You already set the 'image.onload'. Just get rid of the part where 'updateImages' calls itself and call than instead from the 'image.onload' callback.
18:12:00
gingerale
Or rather, set the timeout there
18:13:14
shinmera
that doesn't work if there's multiple images, my friend.
18:13:45
shinmera
Anyway, should work better now.
18:15:36
shinmera
lmk if the situation has improved or not.
18:18:56
shinmera
Mh, seems I made it worse
18:52:39
gingerale
The birds don't seem to mind
18:54:09
shinmera
it's in a very similar position right now though, cause I lack the cables to put it into a better config
18:56:26
gingerale
Hm.. I don't think I can fully prepare continuation session for the past adventure. I'm having trouble understanding what I'm reading and I still need to prepare a pretty big map.
18:56:46
gingerale
But I will at least finish the previous one and do some recapping.
19:02:08
minty
https://chat.tymoon.eu/data//stevenchan/78d297d6516a3308c5a9ebcc15a4b2dad0befa64cb52a18709f2b98a4d77631e.png
19:02:08
minty
this image on the left is still the same one from last time i opened it
19:06:18
shinmera
your browser cached it
19:07:03
minty
BUT HAVE THE BIRBS MOVED?
19:10:45
minty
what'd you do you magical wizard
19:11:39
shinmera
I made it less fucked up and broken.
19:11:57
minty
it's definitely not every second, but birb is move
19:11:57
shinmera
wish this camera was less blurry
19:12:52
minty
oh, it was tense there for a second tho...
19:13:25
minty
meanwhile, i'll just be outside filling the feeders and my chickens will have sex right in front of me
19:14:21
minty
now green birb is alone... so sad
19:16:01
shinmera
the camera just has a shitty lens
19:16:07
shinmera
so you get a very small view
19:17:24
minty
the tiny roosters can't even actually mate with the full-size hens. they hop on the back but can't reach to touch cloacas.
19:17:50
shinmera
the impracticality of a giantess fetish
19:18:22
minty
blonky can but the old english ones are a no-go.
19:19:02
minty
i wonder which one got bandit, my little buddy had been very romantic towards her before she got broody about her egg
19:19:41
minty
the rooster's flirtiness they sit there and make special peeps when they find a bug to let a nearby hen know
19:19:48
minty
and let them eat the treats first
19:20:07
minty
i guess to make up for how rough mating is havin' an entire other chicken on your back
19:22:45
minty
bug says your birds are cute
19:26:23
shinmera
I am a proud mom of two idiot sons
19:30:40
minty
wait... i forgot about the time change, when is game?
Sunday, 2nd of April 2023, 5:19:07 UTC