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11:48:09
shinmera
https://twitter.com/Shinmera/status/1464558737717346304
12:29:13
gingerale
Those are some lovely mushrooms.
15:48:31
shinmera
oh lord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=969XGZ_t7cE
15:48:32
Colleen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=969... Website (HTML), Title: I Turned a Normal Drone into a Military Drone! - YouTube
15:48:32
Colleen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=969... Website (HTML), Title: I Turned a Normal Drone into a Military Drone! - YouTube
17:30:41
gingerale
I'm impressed how well he managed to point out how horrifying military drones are.
18:16:30
gingerale
D&D was fun. Next time will be on Sunday again though. Schedules.
18:20:46
gingerale
What're we watching today again?
21:02:17
gingerale
I hope you're ready for predating.
21:03:38
shinmera
By the way, it appears that we have over a hundred emotes available in chat already
21:04:02
PincerAttack
Not ready yet, brb
21:13:04
minty
just a minute i'm letting milk heat up for hot cocoa
21:14:28
gingerale
I should heat some water as well
21:17:16
minty
alright. now to wait on gingy
21:17:58
gingerale
The water's still boiling but I can just take four steps into the kitchen.
21:18:26
shinmera
PincerAttack: Mithent: :are you ok:
21:18:26
minty
gingy you'll get lost on the way in there
21:18:43
PincerAttack
I am physically ready
21:18:47
gingerale
minty: Maybe, but it's still close enough to hear the movie audio.
21:19:08
minty
i've been waiting all week for this
21:19:57
shinmera
is taht someone that misses all their appointments
21:20:24
PincerAttack
Guest starring Harvey Weinstein
21:20:51
Mithent
Thought it was going to dunk its tail then
21:21:13
PincerAttack
There is him, Apollo Creed
21:21:21
shinmera
hrnngh... a hind d....
21:21:53
minty
emergency exit on a helicopter
21:22:14
Mithent
There's not many options, indeed
21:23:05
gingerale
Oh, thank goodness. Ther's subtitles.
21:24:26
PincerAttack
Did he punch through the berlin wall
21:25:52
Mithent
Ah, that's not just soundtrack, eh
21:26:00
gingerale
This is true military life
21:26:09
shinmera
no fucking way you'd hear anything at all over the helicopter's noise
21:26:12
Mithent
I forget the term for differentiating whether music is in-universe or not
21:26:22
Mithent
True, that would be a problem
21:26:26
minty
this is all i can associate this song with
21:27:44
Mithent
When I was going through some old magazines I came across an army magazine that came with a gaming one, saying the army needs gamers
21:27:54
PincerAttack
What was he eating?
21:28:24
minty
BTW the joker with the glasses is shane black
21:28:49
minty
noted writer n director of some dank shit
21:30:06
minty
writer on this movie, on kiss kiss bang bang, the nice guys, lethal weapon...
21:30:34
PincerAttack
Last Action Hero as well, now that I'm looking
21:30:52
PincerAttack
Never saw the full movie before
21:31:03
minty
one COULD argue the buddy cop genre wouldn't exist without him
21:31:23
shinmera
tha's some strong ass vines
21:35:30
minty
i love the effects n such in this movie
21:35:31
shinmera
woah what the hell'd you punt that bird for
21:38:37
shinmera
all I know about predator is that the costume looks very silly
21:39:05
minty
nah, that's that scene in alien where the dude in the suit shoots his arm out for hugs
21:39:43
minty
this is a sneaking mission
21:39:53
gingerale
Why did this film end up connected to Alien anyways?
21:39:57
shinmera
PincerAttack: this director did not have Kojima's chops
21:40:06
shinmera
gingerale: because big monster
21:40:13
minty
because gingy, watching two aliens that want to eat humans do battle
21:40:18
shinmera
gingerale: crossovers are very dumb and bad but have name recognition
21:40:40
PincerAttack
Same reason Jason and Freddy had a movie together I imagine
21:40:58
minty
yeah, they wanted to add pinhead in there too but couldn't get the rights
21:41:26
shinmera
anyway, I haven't seen anything being predated yet, so
21:42:36
minty
he's gonna do the ahnuld thing
21:42:38
gingerale
I wonder if Kojima liked this film
21:43:41
shinmera
gingerale: probably did
21:44:11
minty
probably liked escape from new york better though
21:44:24
shinmera
gingerale: https://twitter.com/search?q=predator%20from%3Ahideo_kojima_en&src=typed_query
21:45:06
gingerale
There was a Predator 2?
21:45:25
gingerale
We should watch that too then.
21:45:42
shinmera
all that gratuitous slowmo
21:45:50
Mithent
Nobody claimed that they were the stealth team
21:45:53
minty
i love the stunt work in this film too
21:45:54
PincerAttack
I remember liking it but that was very long ago so I don't know what the general opinion is on it
21:46:10
gingerale
I don't think that's how you use that big gun.
21:46:37
shinmera
how the hell did those guys not hear anything before
21:47:37
shinmera
sure hope that woman isn't gonna become a damsel
21:47:54
minty
"i aint got time to bleed" is amazing
21:48:26
gingerale
Yeah, another classic stupid line from this film is "if it bleeds we can kill it"
21:49:29
PincerAttack
His men are not the expendables
21:49:47
shinmera
"why are you such an asshole" "I woke up/I grew up/I had no choice"
21:49:57
shinmera
yea sure hope you're enjoying that copium
21:51:32
PincerAttack
Got to be a showoff about it huh
21:52:10
shinmera
is the joke that he's a sick fuck with a giantess fetish
21:52:32
gingerale
I'd ask if that's actually a thing but of course it has to be..
21:52:44
shinmera
it is very much a thing
21:53:03
PincerAttack
Break it down for us
21:53:05
minty
unbirthing requires a girthy vag
21:53:28
minty
and then, of course, there's lady dimitrescu simps
21:53:36
minty
and she's like, 9 ft or some shit so
21:53:40
gingerale
Oh yeah, the tall vampire.
21:54:09
shinmera
minty: dunno if she counts as giantess yet?
21:54:22
shinmera
I was talking about the people that get off to skyscraper sized ladies
21:55:39
minty
somebody somewhere probably jerks it to someone on onlyfans stepping on lego people while walking through a city diorama to simulate it
21:57:08
gingerale
minty: Making dioramas and walking around them sounds like a really fun job though.
21:57:35
shinmera
soon: gingy starts an onlyfans
21:57:40
minty
"what do you do for a living?"
21:57:53
minty
"i wear a godzilla costume n step on legos"
21:58:45
PincerAttack
Lots of walking through a jungle before the wipeouts happen
21:59:12
minty
my "well-armed" pun > shane black's pussy jokes
22:03:01
PincerAttack
The predator works fast
22:04:14
gingerale
Has the space technology.
22:04:24
minty
this soundtrack is amazing
22:06:30
PincerAttack
Stealth camouflage, hrngh
22:06:39
Mithent
Its camouflage could be more effective
22:06:55
minty
yes, just run up n shoot with that man
22:07:07
shinmera
I guess they don't care about ammo
22:07:12
Mithent
Well, just unleash your entire armament
22:07:31
minty
this is just americans being american
22:07:38
gingerale
Don't these films usually have infinite ammo enabled?
22:09:50
Mithent
There's Gatorade on this tree
22:10:06
gingerale
It's a gatorade tree. It's where they get it from.
22:10:14
gingerale
That's why it's so sugary.
22:11:27
shinmera
Mithent: :denton: The gamer's choice
22:12:06
shinmera
I guess he finally quit his nasty habit
22:12:42
gingerale
Boss, that's a serious injury. It won't heal on its own.
22:20:09
minty
cuz she's not armed, you idiot
22:21:47
shinmera
gingy bleeds same as he swears
22:22:17
PincerAttack
Gingy forgets to bleed
22:22:34
Mithent
Quick, need to look your best
22:23:51
gingerale
Where in the world is this supposed to take place?
22:24:14
shinmera
why's there no cool monster movies with birds
22:24:16
minty
oh, you could see the camo-blur there for a second
22:24:23
gingerale
Birds are too powerful.
22:25:43
Mithent
All I can think of is Birdemic
22:25:47
minty
predator didn't appreciate that shit
22:26:16
minty
there was also some horror movie in the early 2000's i think called "Caw"?
22:27:34
minty
he's gonna have him some fun
22:27:45
gingerale
He lost his life partner earlier.
22:28:09
Mithent
The thing I always find kinda interesting with this movie is how little it feels like a sci-fi movie
22:28:24
shinmera
well yeah, it's a monster movie
22:28:25
minty
it's got the kill layout of a slasher movie
22:28:46
minty
it's an action-slasher-monster movie
22:30:32
minty
lol these motherfuckers aint sneakin' up on shit
22:30:44
Mithent
Hm, yeah, he was asking for that
22:31:49
minty
carl weathers is about to be unarmed, too
22:32:22
PincerAttack
Going all out with these jokes today
22:32:41
minty
it's an 80's action movie
22:33:08
Mithent
No heroic one-armed action for you
22:33:41
Mithent
He's decided to become a model
22:33:50
PincerAttack
Now that's a knoife
22:34:15
gingerale
Ruined his perfect beautiful bosom.
22:35:03
gingerale
There's the another famous line
22:35:31
gingerale
Still half an hour to go.
22:36:04
gingerale
Time to break his neck on the rocks.
22:36:42
minty
that stuntman was not bicep'ed enough to be ahnuld
22:38:35
Mithent
Needs prosthetic biceps
22:38:42
gingerale
Mm.. Hiding your body temperature with a very thin layer of mud.
22:40:49
shinmera
where'd he get all those knives from
22:41:01
shinmera
oh, they're just sticks nvm
22:41:05
gingerale
shinmera: Take notes for when you try to go against The Fear again.
22:41:26
shinmera
good thing all these vines are always strong and bendy
22:41:50
gingerale
Just rip out that spine.
22:42:15
minty
in the predator game you can rip peoples' spines n skulls out n attach them on your belt like a trophy
22:42:47
minty
i've been watching my kid do it when i get time. he likes the game
22:43:09
shinmera
minty: nice out of context message there
22:43:20
gingerale
Your kid should play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance someday.
22:43:23
minty
you can't blast the skulls clean in the game
22:43:42
PincerAttack
Now he is the mud man
22:43:43
gingerale
What was that line Raiden says when he pulls out someone's spine?
22:44:30
gingerale
A traditional challenge torch.
22:44:48
shinmera
surprisingly good acoustics for being in a fuckin' dense forest
22:45:07
minty
i love them hunting each other
22:47:02
gingerale
Ohhh, right, I remember the sequel now. It took place in a city.
22:47:19
minty
predator chasing danny glover through apartment building walls
22:47:32
gingerale
That was such a sloppy shot.
22:48:02
minty
gotta make your prey feel fear, gingy
22:48:12
gingerale
I like how this gun rips through a person clean but does nothing to trees.
22:48:15
shinmera
gotta spend your sfx budget
22:48:16
minty
ahnuld's men died scared, he wants predator scared
22:49:06
shinmera
how did these things evolve if they suck so much without their tech
22:49:32
shinmera
at least you have full colour vision man
22:49:33
minty
shin they're space trophy hunters
22:49:53
PincerAttack
Maybe this one just sucks at his job
22:49:56
shinmera
I'm just asking questions that amuse me
22:50:03
shinmera
let me have my own fun
22:50:16
gingerale
shinmera: Do you really think that human tropy hunters would be any good at hunting without all of their tech and guidance stuff?
22:50:17
PincerAttack
They probably made them more overpowered in the newer movies
22:50:40
gingerale
Like people who go to Africa to kill a lion that's just lying around.
22:50:53
shinmera
gingerale: I have trouble believing a creature that has such shit vision evolved to create that tech in the first place
22:51:02
minty
how'd we ever hunt without synthetic deer piss
22:51:34
gingerale
What is a Predator's natural vision anyways? As I recall, the heat vision is in the helmet.
22:51:58
minty
it also controls the shoulder shooty blam
22:52:25
gingerale
There goes the mud cover.
22:52:52
shinmera
pshaw, just hide underwater for fifteen minutes
22:53:23
gingerale
Yeah, just get those convenient reeds that are hollow all the way through.
22:53:58
minty
by hunting him back he's earned the right to see his real face
22:54:12
minty
predator likes to fight fair
22:54:17
gingerale
This predator guy is so full of himself, I love it.
22:54:28
minty
best manicure in that jungle
22:54:52
PincerAttack
Now for fist fighting
22:54:55
shinmera
so his natural vision's even worse
22:54:57
minty
1 v 1 him in real life, ahnuld
22:55:11
gingerale
I don't really know what his natural vision is supposed to be.
22:55:57
Mithent
It always comes down to fisticuffs in the end
22:56:00
PincerAttack
Arnold sounds like a chipmunk to him
22:56:14
PincerAttack
Now wonder he hunts humans
22:56:26
PincerAttack
No wonder he hunts humans
22:58:26
minty
time for the best pyrrhic victory attempt ever
22:59:17
minty
predator has a beautiful laugh
22:59:42
PincerAttack
Nice of him to still remember that laugh
22:59:59
gingerale
Thankfully, trees are invulnerable to predator weapons.
23:00:08
Mithent
He apparently carries around a nuke for this sort of situation
23:00:24
gingerale
It's so petty, I love it
23:00:44
gingerale
And here's ahnold, a survivor of a portable nuclear weapon explosion.
23:00:56
shinmera
well, that was some schlock
23:01:51
PincerAttack
Good to know you enjoyed it
23:02:35
shinmera
AAAHH II DON'T KNOW DUUUUTCH
23:02:37
gingerale
Oh yeah, I just remembered that Predator/Alien crossbreeds are an actual thing.
23:02:38
minty
ahnuld was like "i refuse to smile for the end credits"
23:02:54
gingerale
https://chat.tymoon.eu/data//stevenchan/40b2b7a03d46e7fdf02085a15e7d9ba4846e49ee40213e75836127c38fac5293.png
23:02:54
Colleen
chat.tymoon.eu/data//steven... Image (PNG)
23:02:54
Colleen
chat.tymoon.eu/data//steven... Image (PNG)
23:03:28
shinmera
my favourite part of the movie was this terrible screenshot https://chan.tymoon.eu/thread/47672#post-47800
23:05:13
gingerale
I never saw the AvP films.
23:05:26
minty
that's fine gingy i like to pretend they don't exist
23:05:40
PincerAttack
Still trying to remember if we watched predator once before or not
23:05:49
gingerale
Of the games I only played the first one. The human campaign was good.
23:06:06
minty
oh, predator hunting grounds is the one i was talking about earlier
23:06:20
minty
it's like dead by daylight n the friday the 13th game
23:06:26
PincerAttack
The movie just seemed so fresh in my memory for some reason
23:06:44
shinmera
I had not seen it before is how I know.
23:06:54
minty
certain number of people join lobby, 1 gets picked to be predator, the rest try to kill it while the one tries to kill them
23:07:49
shinmera
gingerale: PincerAttack: as mentioned, would be cool if you guys were up for VIDEOBALL around 1300 CET tomorrow
23:08:04
shinmera
I for one am gonna hit the ol' bedstack
23:08:22
minty
add the running man to movie night list
23:08:58
PincerAttack
Shin is gonna add sleeping man
23:09:18
gingerale
It's a Stephen King movie. Sort of.
23:09:32
Mithent
A movie about Arnold's dreams?
23:09:34
minty
it's biting social commentary is what it is
23:10:03
minty
a game show where people who the government determines is "bad" get knocked off to entertain the masses
23:10:12
shinmera
Please read Neuromancer, it's great
23:10:40
Mithent
I'm currently reading Otherland, which will probably take me some time...
23:11:03
minty
i'm reading history books for grad school and package addresses
23:11:09
PincerAttack
Does the book have the dolphin as well?
23:12:01
Mithent
But I've been in the mood for reading more sci-fi recently. Unfortunately I read slowly
23:12:07
shinmera
PincerAttack: you're also thinking of the wrong book.
23:12:32
shinmera
Neuromancer is also Gibson, but not the one we watched a movie adaptation of
23:13:03
PincerAttack
Ah, I thought the movie just had a different name
23:13:54
minty
n mithent soon too probably
23:14:06
Mithent
Night! Yeah, I should probably head off myself